Geek relationships certainly have a way of hitting odd bumps, and most of the time, they’re a lot of laughs. Sometimes, though, the eccentricities that come with the geek badge can land a guy in a lot of hot water. So, as a follow-up to my previous admonitory post, 10 Things NOT to Say During Geek Sex, I present 10 more things NOT to say during geek sex:
10. Hold on, I’m going to need another Red Bull if we’re going to try this.
9. You know the rules. Pics or it didn’t happen. Now, just hold that pose…
8. Oh, come on! The girl at Comic-Con wore it, and she was out in public!
7. You know what would make a really great meme?
6. Hmmm… I think I lost a page when I print the directions for this out.
5. Hold on.. I need to compare my performance against Benchmark Tests.
4. Is there a cheat code to for this?
3. Okay… now roll 2d10 for damage.
2. Oh God! Ceilingcat is watching us!
1. Woohoo! Achievement Locked!
Runners Up: But baby, you’re supposed to Twitter in real-time!
“10 (More) Things NOT to Say During Geek Sex” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this blog is credited. © 2009 Pipedreamergrey
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