10. You met him at a Con and were brought together by your love of CosPlay.
09. He proposes… through a Diggnation podcast, through a news forum, through a search engine, through a webcomic, through an XBox game, through the webcam in front of an Apple Store, or using an iPod.
08. He proposes with a ring… inscribed with amino acid chains, inscribed with binary, inscribed with the word soulbound, or made from serial connectors.
07. You hold your ceremony in game… in Azeroth, Gielinor, or MapleStory. And it counts double for especially obscure games, like FlyFF.
06. The Groomsmen are all wearing Stormtrooper helmets.
05. You hold the wedding in the real world, but on the bridge of the Enterprise … and the story of the wedding is recorded as an ebook or a movie.
04. The wedding cake is decorated with… is shaped like an iPhone, iPod mini, lines of programming, Nintendo, R2-D2, Xbox (or any video game console, really), or if it has a Super Mario Brothers or World of Warcraft theme.
03. You strike poses from classic sci-fi films for your wedding pictures.
02. He surprises you on your honeymoon with a cruise, during which you take computer classes.
01. He tries to talk you into giving your child a name straight out of World of Warcraft… and succeeds.
Of course, there are are a lot of different types of geeks and different ways to marry them, but if you decide to divorce a geek, there’s only one way to make sure he gets the message as quickly as possible.
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