In honor of the late, great comedy genius George Carlin, who passed away last week, I present this list of Things for Geeks NOT To Say During Sex:
10. What’s wrong with webslinger? I always give things comic-themed nicknames.
9. You know, I could probably Photoshop that out of any pics.
8. Wow! Wait until I tell my guild about this!
7. I built it myself. I think it’s really going to spice things up, once I’ve worked out all the bugs.
6. Oh come on, I would dress up like your favorite anime character!
5. Hold on, I don’t think my webcam is getting all of this.
4. You pulled me out of a raid for that?
3. What exactly do you call this position – for my Twitter feed.
2. Huh. You don’t really look like the girls in comics, do you?
1. Sorry, they really make that look like a lot more fun in Hentai.
Runners Up:
But sweetheart, I just sprang for the model with nightvision!
“10 Things NOT to Say During Geek Sex” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this blog is credited. © 2008 Pipedreamergrey
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