- Countless hours of your life have been absorbed by conversations with NPC’s
- You named your favorite pen “Foe Slayer”
- When you put on your shoes each morning you upgrade your AC by 2.
- During introductions you give your class. “Hello, I’m Peter, level 15 monk.”
- Some days, you wish you’d brought a broadsword.
- When people ask you about your background you say, “I was raised by wolves. +2 DX, +1 CN, -3 IN.”
- People have learned to avoid such conversations with you.
- You roll twenties. Enough said.
- You grade all work assignments based on XP gains.
- You tell annoying co-workers that, if they don’t leave your office, you’ll to go into unstoppable Barbarian Rage.
- You look forward to side quests.
- You think of Mt Dew as mana potion.
Source: Read the rest at Kludge Spot
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