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Geek Quote of the Day

Aug 21 2009 1 Comment  6 views

…But when it comes to human beings, the only type of cause that matters is final cause, the purpose. What a person had in mind. Once you understand what people really want, you can’t hate them anymore. You can fear them, but you can’t hate them, because you can always find the same desires in your own heart.

      - “Speaker for the Dead” by Orson Scottt Card, 1986.



10 (More) Things NOT to Say During Geek Sex

Aug 20 2009 No Comment  310 views

Geek relationships certainly have a way of hitting odd bumps, and most of the time, they’re a lot of laughs. Sometimes, though, the eccentricities that come with the geek badge can land a guy in a lot of hot water. So, as a follow-up to my previous admonitory post, 10 Things NOT to Say During Geek Sex, I present 10 more things NOT to say during geek sex:

10. Hold on, I’m going to need another Red Bull if we’re going to try this.

9. You know the rules. Pics or it didn’t happen. Now, just hold that pose…

8. Oh, come on! The girl at Comic-Con wore it, and she was out in public!

7. You know what would make a really great meme? Read the rest of this entry » » »

Link Round-Up: August 20, 2009

Aug 20 2009 2 Comments  61 views

Resources

5 Ways to Spice Up Your Gmail Signature – Sometimes the same old email signature day in and day out just won’t cut it. If you’re a Gmail (Gmail) user looking for some ways to mix it up a bit, you’ve come to the right place. Here are five ways to spice up your Gmail signature.

16 Javascript Tutorials Inspired By Social Networking Sites – A compilation of great scripts that allow users to simulate social networking features on their own websites, including: dZone Voting Systems, Facebook Style Chat, Twitter-Like Searches.

17 Awesome Firefox Plugins For Twitter – Everyday we are noticing new Twitter tools are coming up. There are lots of Firefox plugins too for Twitter which will make your Twitter experience even better.

Chopping the Numeric Keypad off a Keyboard – Here are step-by-step directions for removing that irritating numeric keypad off a Microsoft Natural Keyboard. The project looks simple enough.

Codepad – Is a like a a collaborative debugging tool like Pastebin with a built-in compiler/interpreter. Read the rest of this entry » » »

Geek Media Round-Up: August 20, 2009

Aug 20 2009 1 Comment  37 views

Art

Lego Viper

  • Don Solo has posted photos of the Lego BSG Viper he built.

Comics

  • Paul Cornell offers up Thirty Comics for Hugo Voters, each of which is a great read.

Film

  • Den of Geek has posted 5 new images from James Cameron’s Avatar.
  • IGN counts down the Top 10 Movie Nazis, starting with The Blues Brothers’ Nazi.
  • It turns out that District 9 director Neill Blomkamp knows how to stretch a dollar
  • John Scalzi stops just a hair’s breadth from a full rant as he offers up a Guide to the Most Epic FAILs in Star Wars Design.
  • These 5 Things You Didn’t Know About District 9 are even more impressive after watching the movie.

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This Day in Geek History: August 20

Aug 20 2009 3 Comments  52 views

1858
Charles Darwin first publishes his theory of evolution in The Journal of the Proceedings of the Linnean Society of London, along with the theory of Alfred Russel Wallace.

1890
The father of the Cthulhu Mythos, H.P. Lovecraft, is born at 9:00am in his family home at 194 Angell Street in Providence, Rhode Island. Insanity ensued.

1911
A message originating from the offices of The New York Times in New York City becomes the first cable message to complete a circuit of the globe, being passed through sixteen separate relays in the Azores, Gibraltar, India, Phillipines, Midway, Guam, Hawaii, and, finally, San Francisco. Transmitted as seven o’clock in the evening local time, the message, which reads simply, “This message sent around the world,” is returned to its original transmission point just sixteen minutes later, having traveled nearly twenty-nine thousand miles.

1912
Thomas Edison receives a patent for a “Phonographic Apparatus” and another for a “Storage Battery.” (US No. 1,036,470 and 1,036,471)
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Geek Quote of the Day

Aug 20 2009 No Comment  7 views

We’ve all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

      - Robert Wilensky

Geek Media Round-Up: August 19, 2009

Aug 19 2009 No Comment  30 views

Film

  • Cracked.com has a Photoshopped gallery of 23 Movie Plots That Could Have Been Solved in Minutes.
  • UGO has written a list of Movies That Should Be Remade – Good Ideas, Poor Execution, to which I would add RoboCop and Logan’s Run.

Internet

  • James Harris asks Has the Universe Gotten Too Big for Science Fiction?
  • SFX counts down SciFi’s 26 Greatest Tearjerkers, climaxing in Star Trek III.

Literature

  • Free Fiction: Listen to “The Vigilant” by Dirk Strasser at Fantasy Magazine.
  • Free Fiction: Read “Focus” by Lori Titus at Flashes in the Dark.
  • Free Fiction: Read “Vinegar Ants” by Jeff Carter at Everyday Fiction.
  • Interview: The Nebula Awards interviews Charles Coleman Finlay.
  • Bookstove suggests Five Sci-Fi Books That Should be Made into Movies.
  • Cory Doctorow explains Why free ebooks should be part of the plot for writers.
  • OF Blog of the Fallen suggests A fantasy list for those who don’t want to stop at second base, but who’d rather hit a grand slam and then score continuously or something.



Motivational Posters: Cosplay

Aug 19 2009 1 Comment  2,166 views

Cosplay Demotivational Poster

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