Available from GeekLabel for US$21.95.

Now you can plaster everyone’s favorite Family Guy line across your chest! This little gem comes in men’s sizes ranging from Small to 3X-Large in solid brown. It would be worth the price just to wear it out to a Dairy Queen once. Just once, damn it. Real men should be able to eat sundaes without shame, too! Price: US$16.95

Source: Snorg Tees

Yeah. Here’s a shirt I think every gamer out there can relate to the day after the next big game hits shelves. Commemorate the willpower it took not to call in with Geometry Wars Flu by ordering yours now!

They’re available is black, as pictured, in sized ranging from small to xxlarge for US$18.95.

Get yours now at Split Reason!

Almost like someone who has never rolled a die in anger designed them.

They may not be purchase-worthy, but they’re still good for a gawk. They come in variety of scents, including “Breath of Life,” “Lair of Dreams,” “Lavendryad,” and “Orc OFF!” There’s even one named “Elven Fruits,” after the people who buy them.

Get you Gawk on now over at Paizo.

Turn your back into a colorful video output panel and leave passersby wondering what they’re missing out on in front with this great tee from Threadless. The shirt comes in sizes ranging from X-Small to XXX-Large and costs twenty dollars.

Disappointingly, there isn’t a single port on the t-shirt in either the the navel or nipple vicinity. It’s enough to make you want to Photoshop your own shirt to buy at CafePress.

Get yours now at Threadless!

This six minute video of a computer controlled waterfall didn’t impress anyone on YouTube, but if there’s a less impressible audience in the world, I’ve never heard of it. I thought it was pretty cool, though. Maybe not six minutes worth of cool, but you can fast-forward.

The pen is mightier than the sword, the the crochet hooks are deadlier yet! Get your Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts T-Shirt now at SnorTees! They only come in Women’s sizes (Sexist Bastards), small to extra-large, for US$16.95.

Personally, I prefer to wear a plain grey t-shirt and refer to them as my “Ninja shirt”. That way, when people feel obliged to point out that the shirt doesn’t have any ninjas on it, I get to point that, of course, you wouldn’t be able to spot a real ninja.

Get yours now at Snorg Tees!

The admin over at EnergyFace bought a pair of processor cufflinks from Etsy, and his post sent me searching the site for other geek-tastic accessories.

I found a wide assortment of geekery on the site, but I was particularly impressed by the other component jewelry, including the Black Capacitor bracelet, Half Can Oscillator cufflinks, and the Purple Resistor earrings.

Might be a good bookmark for Valentines Day gifts for those of you with Geeky girlfriends.

I’ve spent the entire week since I first saw The Dark Knight surfing around for a great movie t-shirt to flaunt my fandom, and I’ve finally found it. Nothing too obvious, just a subtle allusion to the kick-assery of the latest entry in the Batman media franchise.

If you don’t get it, you need to watch the movie again.

It only comes in one color, as pictured above, and I’m not sure the site is legitimately licensed, but who really cares? The shirt comes in sizes ranging from Small to XXXL and several t-shirt styles for only US$22.94 plus shipping. Get yours now at RedBubble!

Source: RedBubble via Bam Kapow!

This shirt comes from 80s Tees, which specializes in the retro chic look. The print comes on green t-shirts in sizes ranging from small to adult 2XL for US$22.00. Get yours now or check out the rest of their gaming selection.

I’ve just stumbled upon one of the most refreshingly original t-shirt shops I’ve ever encountered in my many long hours of online t-shirt shopping, the Retropolis Transit Authority.

Unlike the dozens of college-chic sites that invariably float to the top of any Google search, with their rough graphics and obscure cultural references, the Transit Authority features richly illustrated, uber-geeky science fiction tees that you don’t have to be an MTV maven to appreciate. Each of the eye-catching designs features a riff on a Buck Rogers-esque theme coupled with a snappy slogan reminiscent of propaganda poster of the twenties. Some of the shirts are quite hilarious and, while any of them would be sufficiently Geek to be worn to your favorite convention or late night comic shop event, their tongue-in-cheek attitude would certainly allow you to blend seamlessly into the crowd of “straights” at school or work without embarrassment (unlike my Potter fanboy apparel).

If you’re a fan of Ray guns and robots or of good graphic design, you’ll want to stop in and check out the Trransit Authority’s selection of nearly thirty designs, each of which is available on a number of shirts for between US$22 and US$30.

Well, this t-shirt is you. It’s another great t-shirt from BustedTees. It comes in one color (the one pictured) and in sizes ranging from small to xxx-large. Price: US$14.99

If anyone actually gets one of these, shoot me an e-mail. I would love a photo of someone wearing one of these in The Thinker pose.

Full summer is nearly upon us and now is the time to stock up on t-shirts! And how better to express yourself than with a shirt representing your fandom! With these two tees you’ve got a choice of gloating as your nefarious plots come to fruition or thumbing your nose at the most lethal robots in prime time.

These two t-shirts are available from Glarkware. Each of them costs US$20 and is available in sizes ranging from small to 3X-Large.