The Great Geek Manual

Check out this t-shirt over at Shirt.Woot!. It was designed by Wil Wheaton (yes, that Will Wheaton), and it is a prime candidate for your next gaming night t-shirt. It comes in one color, “Rolling Asphaltout” gray, and in sizes Small – 3X-Large for US$15.00.

…Hmmm… I’m just dying to make some clever remark about electron levels, but nothing comes to mind at the moment.

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This is entirely awesome, but if I had this etched on my laptop, I think that I’d have an anxiety attack trying to keep it from getting scuffed up.

Source: Revolvingdork’s Flickr Photostream

All week I’ve been looking for a Christmas t-shirt. Checked the local Wal-Mart. Checked the mall. Checked the local Wal-mart clones. Got sick as hell of fighting through the holiday mobs. Then I stumbled across this t-shirt. And know what? It perfectly embodies the spirit of the season that I’m experiencing.

Why the hell would I ever wade through the deranged mobs of clawing, freenzied holiday shoppers again when I could just buy my shirts online? Get your heart-warming red-and-green t-shirt of holiday horror in sizes ranging from small to xx-large from Split Reason. Price: US$18.95

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US$18.95 at SplitReason in sizes ranging from Small to XXL.

Available from GeekLabel for US$21.95.

Now you can plaster everyone’s favorite Family Guy line across your chest! This little gem comes in men’s sizes ranging from Small to 3X-Large in solid brown. It would be worth the price just to wear it out to a Dairy Queen once. Just once, damn it. Real men should be able to eat sundaes without shame, too! Price: US$16.95

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Yeah. Here’s a shirt I think every gamer out there can relate to the day after the next big game hits shelves. Commemorate the willpower it took not to call in with Geometry Wars Flu by ordering yours now!

They’re available is black, as pictured, in sized ranging from small to xxlarge for US$18.95.

Get yours now at Split Reason!

When I think of all of the roleplaying merchandise that I would love to receive as a stocking stuffer and all of the D&D merchandise I would love to see on the shelf of my local comic book shop, that very last thing that comes to mind in soap. And yet, someone’s gone and done it. They’ve put dice into soap with funny names, and not just any soap. Nine dollar a bar designer soap. They contain citronella perfume oils, jojoba oil, lemon grass, lemon verbena, natural glycerine, and vitamin E. They’re 100% vegan, completely cruelty free, and they smell pretty, too.

Almost like someone who has never rolled a die in anger designed them.

They may not be purchase-worthy, but they’re still good for a gawk. They come in variety of scents, including “Breath of Life,” “Lair of Dreams,” “Lavendryad,” and “Orc OFF!” There’s even one named “Elven Fruits,” after the people who buy them.

Get you Gawk on now over at Paizo.