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“I♥U Robot” is a new t-shirt design from Mediafury. For some reason, I think about the anime series The Big O every time I see the design, and it makes my fingers just itch to Photoshop the girl’s hair down in an imitation of R. Dorothy’s profile.

These shirts are available in men’s or women’s colors (baby blue or pink). All shirts are 100% Cotton and are available in Medium, Large and XL for US$20.

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Check out this t-shirt over at Shirt.Woot!. It was designed by Wil Wheaton (yes, that Will Wheaton), and it is a prime candidate for your next gaming night t-shirt. It comes in one color, “Rolling Asphaltout” gray, and in sizes Small – 3X-Large for US$15.00.

…Hmmm… I’m just dying to make some clever remark about electron levels, but nothing comes to mind at the moment.

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All week I’ve been looking for a Christmas t-shirt. Checked the local Wal-Mart. Checked the mall. Checked the local Wal-mart clones. Got sick as hell of fighting through the holiday mobs. Then I stumbled across this t-shirt. And know what? It perfectly embodies the spirit of the season that I’m experiencing.

Why the hell would I ever wade through the deranged mobs of clawing, freenzied holiday shoppers again when I could just buy my shirts online? Get your heart-warming red-and-green t-shirt of holiday horror in sizes ranging from small to xx-large from Split Reason. Price: US$18.95

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US$18.95 at SplitReason in sizes ranging from Small to XXL.

Available from GeekLabel for US$21.95.

Now you can plaster everyone’s favorite Family Guy line across your chest! This little gem comes in men’s sizes ranging from Small to 3X-Large in solid brown. It would be worth the price just to wear it out to a Dairy Queen once. Just once, damn it. Real men should be able to eat sundaes without shame, too! Price: US$16.95

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Yeah. Here’s a shirt I think every gamer out there can relate to the day after the next big game hits shelves. Commemorate the willpower it took not to call in with Geometry Wars Flu by ordering yours now!

They’re available is black, as pictured, in sized ranging from small to xxlarge for US$18.95.

Get yours now at Split Reason!

Turn your back into a colorful video output panel and leave passersby wondering what they’re missing out on in front with this great tee from Threadless. The shirt comes in sizes ranging from X-Small to XXX-Large and costs twenty dollars.

Disappointingly, there isn’t a single port on the t-shirt in either the the navel or nipple vicinity. It’s enough to make you want to Photoshop your own shirt to buy at CafePress.

Get yours now at Threadless!