The Great Geek Manual

It was three whole weeks before the poor schlub realized that an oven shouldn’t require a credit card number to start.

Source: Volume 26 of 2600 Magazine

I laughed my ass off when I read this. It reminds me of a group of teens I once overheard complaining about someone spoiling the ending of Titanic for them.

Dude, I totally wanted to tap that mana pool, but when I tried to strike up a conversation with her, I got summoning sickness. Looks like I’m not going to be discarding into her pile anytime soon.

But seriously, why can’t I ever meet a girl this crazy?

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Of course the magnitude of this joke is entirely dependent upon which language you’re using. Still…

According to comments, this is a photo taken of Danah Boyd taken at ROFLcon. Found via Superpoop.