The Great Geek Manual

If you’re trying to break into the game industry, this handy career flowchart might just come in handy. Inspired by the Filmsourcing.com Career Diagram, SharkBomb Game Design Services has put some serious thought into what skills (or lack of skills) it takes to make it in the biz. The results are cynical as hell and hilarious.

It was three whole weeks before the poor schlub realized that an oven shouldn’t require a credit card number to start.

Source: Volume 26 of 2600 Magazine

I laughed my ass off when I read this. It reminds me of a group of teens I once overheard complaining about someone spoiling the ending of Titanic for them.

Dude, I totally wanted to tap that mana pool, but when I tried to strike up a conversation with her, I got summoning sickness. Looks like I’m not going to be discarding into her pile anytime soon.

But seriously, why can’t I ever meet a girl this crazy?

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Of course the magnitude of this joke is entirely dependent upon which language you’re using. Still…