So, last Friday was Conan O’Brien’s last show. It was absolutely fantastic. I had thought it would be completely madcap, but it turned out to be rather subdued and a bit sentimental instead. Before the end of the show, he offered a few parting words about how lucky he’s been over the course of his career and urged his fans not to be cynical about the fate of the Tonight Show. Before that, though, he and Tom Hanks offered this chestnut.

If you didn’t catch the show, it’s still up on Hulu, and judging by the seeder count, it’ll be available through Pirate Bay for some time to come.

…everything but where to find a free copy of every movie you’ve every made.

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Better Off Ted may well be the best show on television right now. I’m sure that it’ll be canceled prematurely any day now, like every other show I’ve ever loved, so I’m treasuring every moment.

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I honestly don’t know what’s up with the creepy little girl. She just started popping up everywhere a few days ago. If anyone has an explanation other than the fact that the Internet loves viral memes, please share.

Update: I’ve found out that people call her Disaster Girl, but that her real name is Zoe and, evidently, she is the new Fail, thanks to BuzzFeed. Poor kid.

Originally Posted: October 29, 2008

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