The Great Geek Manual

You saw it here first folks, I have officially kept a New Years resolution! I have posted a second comic, officially making this a series. Which means that I can now go chow down on the pint of Ben & Jerry’s I tucked away at Christmas in anticipation of breaking my other resolutions in good conscience.
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The other Roswell incident …

Source: (Jeff)isaGeek.net

ROFLMAO! This is one of those tunes that just gets stuck in your head and stays there. But at least when someone comes up and asks what you’re humming, it’s not as embarrassing as having to admit, “The Internet is for Porn.” Make sure you check out the site’s CafePress page!

Source: Brandon M. Dennis’ Oxhorn website

Yes, imaginary ladies and geeks, it’s the first weekly installment in yet another ultra-stereotypical webcomic series! The first installment of many, I hope. TGGM is a collaboration between myself and the very talented, very patient artist Kristoffer Condes, of “Fantasy Bites!” fame!
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Here’s a hilarious D&D Christmas cartoon making the rounds of the usual Internets sources. I came across it while Googling the terms “gank” and “manger” for a special Christmas demotivational poster. The video distracted me from the task, but it’s funnier than anything I could have come up with anyway.
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You can purchase prints of this illustration or download the image as a desktop wallpaper from the artist’s website .

Source: Rob Sheridan’s SketchBlog

So you’re out on your own now, and you’ve decided to throw your very own Christmas party, never mind that your first Thanksgiving party was a disaster. Before long, your guest list begins to look yet again like your Friday night roleplaying roster. Yet, stalwart and loyal as any true friend, you shut your eyes and, with a little prayer muttered to the Gods of gaming, send out the invitations, even though you know it’s going to end up being … A Traditional D&D Christmas!

1. Your first guests arrive bragging about how they’ve taught the impertinent NPC on your lawn better than to refuse to dialog with guests. Looking out, you discover that your Snowman is in ruins, with his head mounted on one of his arms near the road.

2. The Mage pitches a fit when the other guest arrive in Santa hats, claiming he’s the only one entitled to wear a pointy hat, no matter what the holiday. After all, he doesn’t walk around with a droopy, cotton-tipped sword on high Samhain, does he?

3. Once everyone has arrived, you all decide to do a little guild-to-guild caroling on TeamSpeak before sitting down to dinner. Headphones are torn from jacks across Azeroth.

4. When you set the Ham on the table, it gets ganked by the tanks before you even have a chance to suggest someone say grace. After catching a snowball in the crossfire, you have to remind the Mage that there will be no ice missiles at the table.
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