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• If the best compliment you can think of for a girl you meet on a beach is to ask permission to snap a picture of her skin to use as a texture map later.
• If you’ve ever missed a date to add finishing touches to an input function… and then e-mailed the finished code to her the next day, assuming that she will see reason.
• If you spend your time at the bar breaking cute girls into polygons in your head instead of undressing them with your eyes.
• If you respond to the profile of all the girls dating sites who claim that they’ve done modeling work with polite inquiries as to which 3D packages they’ve used.
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The only way this costume could have been more annoying is if it were a MySpace page that randomly blasted the room with the first ten seconds of wearer’s favorite song at an ear-splitting volume level.

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This is a real ad that appeared in the May 28, 2006 edition of Adelaide’s newspaper The Sunday Mail.

Source: Moon Buggy

• Countless hours of your life have been absorbed by conversations with NPC’s
• You named your favorite pen “Foe Slayer”
• When you put on your shoes each morning you upgrade your AC by 2.
• During introductions you give your class. “Hello, I’m Peter, level 15 monk.”
• Some days, you wish you’d brought a broadsword.
• When people ask you about your background you say, “I was raised by wolves. +2 DX, +1 CN, -3 IN.”
• People have learned to avoid such conversations with you.
• You roll twenties. Enough said.

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Even outside its natural habitat, the Geek’s tell-tale passion for all things electronic will invariably emerge.

Source: Geek Stir