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Motivational Poster: Distraction

Sep 28 2010 No Comment  233 views

Motivational Poster: Distraction

Did anyone else catch the season premiere of Bones last week? They seriously need to give Daisy and Sweets their own spin-off or, at least, a couple of mini-webisodes.
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Downside of a Geek Roommate

Sep 16 2010 1 Comment  106 views

T.C. Abbot HallLast week, students around the country went back to school. For many college students, the week marked their first taste of freedom, as they moved into dorm rooms away from home. The move will lead many to forge lifelong friendships with their new roommates. But, sadly, for the majority of freshmen, the roommate honeymoon is coming to an end just about now, as students come to realize just how badly they’ve been mismatched.

For instance, many readers of The Great Geek Manual would consider a hardcore geek to be an ideal roommate, never considering the downside:

1.) He may consider the food inside the fridge to be both eaten and uneaten until opened, but you know there’s nothing in there but biological experiments.

2.) You begin measuring time in “macro-voids” rather than seconds. A void being the time it takes for him to break the factory seal on your latest electronic device after it has passed through the door. Read the rest of this entry » » »

Motivational Poster: Furry Sex

Sep 14 2010 1 Comment  1,750 views

Motivational Poster: Furry Sex

Before you ask, this shot is from an real condoms advertisement, and yes, it’s from Japan. Suggest you own comments below. Click through the link below to see the Hello Kitty-style packaging. Twisted.

Photo Source: Rilakkuma Condoms via Flickr

Motivational Poster: Recession

Sep 13 2010 1 Comment  49 views

Motivational Poster: Recession

Yes, that’s Vigo the Carpathians from Ghostbusters II. Guy’s gotta eat, doesn’t he?
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Geek and Gamer Girls Song

Sep 10 2010 No Comment  389 views

Geek and Gamer Girls Song by Team Unicorn, featuring appearances by a rapping Seth Green, Battlestar Galactica’s Katee Sackhoff and Stan Lee. Download the lyrics and MP3 at FileFront.

The Inception Inception

Sep 8 2010 No Comment  26 views

It’s an Inception inception with an exception: you’re not supposed to understand it. That way, you’ll go see it again.

50 Book Spoilers in 4 Minutes

Sep 8 2010 No Comment  18 views

Classics, sci-fi, and fantasy, The Fine Brothers spoil them all, in just four minutes! I love these. They need to do one for comics.



Top Fifteen Differences between College and Prison

Sep 8 2010 No Comment  112 views

College or PrisonYesterday, college students around the country start classes. As much as I wish I could back to those halcyon days of campus quads and cafeteria food, thinking back, college wasn’t it was crack up to be.

For instance, it’s funny how much college is like prison. Both universities and prisons are state-run institutions. Both inmates and students are photographed and issued a serial number upon arrival. Not to mention that both college and prison pretty much represent the bottom rung to most of the rest of society.

There are, however, a few key differences.

1. Before entering a correctional facility, prisoners must undergo a cavity search.
Tuition only feels like a cavity search.
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