The Great Geek Manual

The beard! The mysterious packages! The infiltration of American homes! Clearly this guy is a terrorist.

This is the best Christmas video I’ve seen yet this year. It’s extremely well edited featuring footage from 24, in which Jack Bauer threatens to torture information out of Old St. Nick.

New Moon is very pretty, the acting is as good as could be expected from a teen drama, the soundtrack is fairly decent, and the special effects are convincing. However, they really don’t distract from the fact that the movie has no plot.
Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. This parody is a nearly perfect abridgement.

This homage to Primer is a parody of every cliche ever used in a time travel movie.

They describe it thus: “You know that roommate who gets an iPhone, and brags about this “great peice of technology” but he only ever uses it for stupid crap like cats playing piano? It’s that with a time machine.”

Saturday Night Live finally made Twilight cool by replacing the uber-emo vampires with real monster heartthrobs. Why don’t mummies get sexxy romance novels, movies, or television series?

For four minutes, I wanted to shut this video off. I just couldn’t. It was too bad – like a car accident you can’t stop staring at. It’s absolutely mind-blowing how bad this video is.

Enjoy.