Instant Laser Coffee
That’s right! You can now make instant coffee with your two-kilowatt laser, and if you don’t have a two-kilowatt laser, this is the perfect excuse to buy one! Of course, if I were going to abuse my access to a multi-million dollar laser, I think I could do better than instant, but hey…

Those damned scientists are at it again – ushering in the destruction of man by heedlessly pursuing the creation of the very devices which science fiction authors have been warning us again for decades. This time, science has regrettably taken the next step towards the production of the doomsday material