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Failed True or False Exam

11 Jun 2007  Humor

Failed True or False Exam

It sounds like an urban myth to me (and it would certainly be more convincing if the course in question weren’t something as generic as Intro to Communications 101), but this is supposedly the real-life test form a person who filled in straight C’s on a test that ended up being true or false. The next day he got a scathing e-mail from his professor…

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

Source: College Humor

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  1. blog.henman.ca » links for 2007-06-12 said

    am June 12 2007 @ 1:19 am

    [...] The Great Geek Manual ยป Failed True or False Exam “B is the new C” (tags: fun) [...]

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