The Great Geek Manual

So, last Friday was Conan O’Brien’s last show. It was absolutely fantastic. I had thought it would be completely madcap, but it turned out to be rather subdued and a bit sentimental instead. Before the end of the show, he offered a few parting words about how lucky he’s been over the course of his career and urged his fans not to be cynical about the fate of the Tonight Show. Before that, though, he and Tom Hanks offered this chestnut.

If you didn’t catch the show, it’s still up on Hulu, and judging by the seeder count, it’ll be available through Pirate Bay for some time to come.

…everything but where to find a free copy of every movie you’ve every made.

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