My Friday night D&D game in ten lines…
10. Why does all of our reconnaissance consist of rumors overheard in a bar?
9. Must be, I don’t see any other caves reeking of doom.
8. In a first-level dungeon?!!
7. I didn’t think those traveled in hordes.
6. … or so quietly.
5. I missed with a hard 20?
4. There’s a Trollish ring of fire immunity?
3. But I’m already dead!
2. Put what in where?
1. We’re all dead! Stop describing it!!!
Who needs a social life with a DM like that?
Still, it’s funny how the game manages to take up the entire night.
“My Friday night Game in Ten Lines” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice and its associated hyperlink remains intact. Copyright 2007 Pipedreamergrey.
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