Firelight Trailer (Twilight Spoof)
Saturday Night Live finally made Twilight cool by replacing the uber-emo vampires with real monster heartthrobs. Why don’t mummies get sexxy romance novels, movies, or television series?
Saturday Night Live finally made Twilight cool by replacing the uber-emo vampires with real monster heartthrobs. Why don’t mummies get sexxy romance novels, movies, or television series?
Damn straight. That’s why Jesus sits at the top of the hierarchy. Eat of his flesh, bitch.
Source: The Huffington Post
1842
The first US design patent is issued for typefaces and borders to George Bruce of New York City. (US No. D1) This new form of patent was authorized by Act of Congress on August 29, 1842.
1921
Albert Einstein is awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for his work on the photoelectric effect.
1946
Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer (ENIAC) is shut down for refurbishment and a memory upgrade. It will be transferred to the Aberdeen Proving Ground in Maryland in 1947.
1957
Gordon Gould records conjecture on the principles of what he calls a laser in a notebook on a sleepless Saturday night. The following Wednesday, he will have a notary witness and date his notebook in which he describes what he calls “light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation,” or, the “laser.” However, it will take more than thirty years of litigation before Gould will receive recognition for his concept.
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Fiction is one of the few experiences where loneliness can be both confronted and relieved. Drugs, movies where stuff blows up, loud parties – all these chase away loneliness by making me forget my name’s Dave and I live in a one-by-one box of bone no other party can penetrate or know. Fiction, poetry, music, really deep serious sex, and, in various ways, religion – these are the places (for me) where loneliness is countenanced, stared down, transfigured, treated.
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
1602
The Bodleian Library is established at the University of Oxford in Oxford, England.
1804
The first US patent for a separable electric attachment plug is issued to Harvey Hubbell of Bridgeport, Connecticut. (US No. 774,250) It screws into a light socket so that homes with the new electric lighting technology could also make use of other useful appliances.
1895
While experimenting with electricity, Wilhelm Röntgen discovers the X-ray at Würzburg University.
1919
The first large machine switching exchange in the Bell system is brought into service in Norfolk, Virginia. This exchange uses the step-by-step system and is installed by the Automatic Electric Company of Chicago for the Bell System.
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I cannot live without books: but fewer will suffice where amusement, and not use, is the only future object.