The other night, while flipping through the stations, I got so desperate for something to watch, that I actually turned to CBS, which is quite out of character for me. I ended up watching an episode of NUMB3RS in which one of the characters was describing the strategy of a group of bank robbers with Microsoft’s Minesweeper, and I started to think. What would happen if CBS partnered with Microsoft, the way the NBC news network did? It seems like a natural fit. After all, what two symbols represent evil more clearly than the Windows logo and the Eye of Sauron which CBS persists in using as its logo?
10. The basic premise behind “How I Met Your Mother” would boil down to “I met your mother through MSN Dating & Personals, Where anyone can find love.(TM) Log on now.”
9. David Letterman would still do his top ten list every night on the LATE SHOW, but all his interviews would be conducted live in MSN chat rooms.
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