Thirty years ago the Friday before last, George Lucas first introduced us to the Storm Trooper. It wasn’t until decades later that we learned the true origins of the Storm Trooper in “Attack of the Clones,” and still, we have no insight into the day to day life of the hundreds of thousands of soldiers who uphold the rule of the Empire. It’s question that’s long intrigued me.
So I went on the hunt for an answer and was rather surprised by the abundance of information available on the topic. Here’s what I discovered…
…playing pool…
…lounging in the pool…
… playing hacky-sack…
…and indulging in their hobbies, like… star-gazing and surfing the net.
They even go to football and soccer games.
They also do a lot of everyday things, like…
Aerobics…
…going to the movies…
…cruising the mall…
…eating out…
…shopping…
…and uhhhh… enjoying some private time.
Of course, they do spend a good deal more of their time working than playing.
They apprehend criminals.
They investigate questionable characters
They negotiate with crazed gunmen
They arrest miscreants
They parade…
…they rehearse their confident gloat…
…and they even spread the warm glow of democracy throughout the Empire, on the campaign trail.
And even aside from parading, they love to perform in front of audiences.
They form rock bands…
…perform dinner theater…
…and do Elvis impersonations.
They also seem to enjoy cosplay.
Of course, not all Storm Troopers are dudes. A lot of them are chicks.
(And I so know that this section is the one that you’re come to see.)
Mainly, as far as I can tell, Storm Troopers spend most of their time being chick magnets.
err… usually chicks …
(There’s a reason the Imperial Guard have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy.)
They also take their girls out to prom
Then they get married
They ahem … well … they enjoy the female Storm Troopers’ company.
They raise the little Storm Troopers that result…
…brainwashing them with little kiddie propaganda…
…and train them up to be proper little shoulders.
So what do little Storm Troopers do in their spare time?
They like to dress up their pets!
…and just being general bad-asses!
Obviously, these photos aren’t mine. They were collected from across the web, sometime two or three sources removed from the original copyright holder. As such, I haven’t secured permission to display them. All rights remain with each picture’s creator or owner. If a picture belonging to you is posted here and you want it removed, just contact me.
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am May 31 2008 @ 8:46 pm
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Cyclonus said
am December 7 2008 @ 1:14 pm
Gay Storm Troopers that was great. But those female Storm Troopers can take me prisoner anyday.
pam said
am December 13 2008 @ 3:54 am
I love the hello kitty trooper, it’s very original and I think that hello kitty sometimes could be rude.