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Picture of the Week: Harry Potter Porn

13 Jun 2007  Graphical Gags

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy

Is it just me, or as a Harry Potter film premiere approaches, does Slash fic increase exponentially? It doesn’t help matters that he’s playing in Equus, either.

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97 Comments

  1. Kate said

    am July 1 2007 @ 7:17 am

    WTF!?!?!

  2. Nila said

    am September 4 2007 @ 5:41 pm

    Nice photoshop. That is pretty damn funny, though.
    My friend went to see Equus. Did you know he gets fully naked? Wish I had been there. =)

  3. bob green said

    am November 6 2007 @ 1:03 pm

    thay look fcukable dont thay

  4. Robyn said

    am November 23 2007 @ 1:15 am

    AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! This is the worst thing i’ve seen in my intire life! I saw this and wanted to cry because it is so sick wrong and nasty! Who ever did this should die!

  5. ashley said

    am December 1 2007 @ 11:37 pm

    That is really stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. zeynep said

    am December 2 2007 @ 8:30 am

    wtf

  7. Ceonna said

    am December 2 2007 @ 11:21 pm

    Are you,Harry Potter,gay

  8. Sallisa said

    am December 3 2007 @ 12:04 am

    WTF!! Draco is so hott, why did you ruin him like that. I’ll never look at him in the same way. Though i wouldn’t have minded seeing him fully naked.

  9. vampire princess said

    am December 3 2007 @ 1:30 pm

    This pic makes so mad what in the hell were you thinking.

  10. Tiffany said

    am December 4 2007 @ 1:37 pm

    this is fucking dirty!!

  11. Lulu said

    am December 4 2007 @ 4:13 pm

    I love Harry Potter. But this picture needs to be appreciated. IT’S BRILLIANT! IT’S HILARIOUS!

  12. Marco said

    am December 6 2007 @ 2:20 am

    omg this pic is os damb sexy damb and it totaly fits in with the fanfiction storys i read haha between Harry and Draco damb thats sexy and im bi so ya its hot

  13. Angelina said

    am December 14 2007 @ 11:00 pm

    That is sooooooooo bloody disgusting, my thoughts for Malfoy and potter are gone.
    And the sick thing about is they look so damn innocent, EWWWWWWWWW!!!!! But other wise the artistic proportions are fantastic.

  14. NeXeaRa said

    am January 19 2008 @ 1:27 am

    OMG. . .didn’t think I would find a pic like this . . . . frick. . this is hot omg make more WoW.

  15. Nykia said

    am January 23 2008 @ 2:34 pm

    I don’t usually go for Harry/Draco (I’m more of a Draco/Ron type) but that is just hot!

  16. anon z said

    am March 13 2008 @ 4:10 am

    i,mma DUMB……..
    I HATE DESE CHAPIES NOW!!!
    now u 2 will b da icon of gay comm…surely…!
    but carry it out….gud 4 u 2’s future!

  17. jimbob said

    am March 19 2008 @ 5:17 am

    ooooo thats what the films need a bit of romance between the two gorgous lumps of meat! mmmmmm…… wow they’re even fitter when they’re naked. yummy

  18. granny said

    am March 19 2008 @ 5:32 am

    this is soooo saucy i just wanna be potter at the mo!!!!!
    this shou8ld be in 1 of da films

  19. nasgar said

    am April 24 2008 @ 12:05 am

    I would rather suck Malfoy dry and then fuck Harry’s brains out.

  20. Spencer said

    am October 22 2008 @ 2:11 pm

    WTF is wrong wid u?????
    i big harry potter fan and wat u did is sick and wrong, and you should be shunned for life!!!!
    But i must admit it is a nice photo shop… What movies did you get these clips of harry and malfoy from???

  21. camrade keito said

    am October 25 2008 @ 11:33 pm

    lol

  22. sigh said

    am November 9 2008 @ 7:43 am

    SIGH! if only it were real…
    yeah i’ll stop before i start fangirling

  23. Crazilyinsanelady said

    am November 20 2008 @ 8:32 pm

    OMG! I’ve been looking all over for a pic like this! Finally, I found it! Yay!

    HD 4 eva!

  24. sevenren said

    am December 9 2008 @ 9:38 pm

    mENgerikAN ,,,,,
    iTs sO nICe….
    cihuuuuuy…

  25. RM said

    am December 11 2008 @ 4:25 am

    that is really bad! my frendz made fun of me cause i love malfoy soooooo much and now they think he is a homo! i have to admit though he looks soooooooo hot in that pic! mmmmmmmmm…….

  26. iamalamaokay said

    am December 14 2008 @ 7:45 pm

    HOW THE FUCK IS THIS DISGUSTING.
    HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR

  27. Lillie said

    am December 14 2008 @ 9:12 pm

    OMG this pic is soooo effin sexy…oh make some more…whit them totally naked pleeeeeeaaaaasssseee!

  28. Jacob said

    am December 20 2008 @ 2:52 pm

    What the hell is wrong with you people? You totally ruined them! Someone should mess you up. The people the did this are so gay. You think your so funny?

  29. Kelsie said

    am December 21 2008 @ 10:48 am

    wow
    I love The Harry Potter Seiers And As A Fan I’m Able To Roll On The Floor Laughing At This. Wow Good Photo Shopping It Looks Really Good : P

  30. are you stupid said

    am December 23 2008 @ 12:08 pm

    What the fuck!
    You can tell that this is photo shop.
    and those who think this is funny, i guess then you enjoy porn such as this because this is porn.
    Its nasty and inappropriate.
    Seriously people, when will you ever grow up?
    Instead making pics like these, find something new to do.
    This is childish.

  31. are you stupid said

    am December 23 2008 @ 12:09 pm

    What the fuck!
    You can tell that this is photo shop.
    and those who think this is funny, i guess then you enjoy porn such as this because this is porn.
    Its nasty and inappropriate.
    Seriously people, when will you ever grow up?
    Instead making pics like these, find something new to do.
    This is childish.
    Get a life.

  32. anggi mentari said

    am December 24 2008 @ 12:54 am

    oh god! gilee bener loe emangnya ga da another girls! maybe profesor snape can join with u. n there will be trio homosexual!

  33. RRD said

    am December 25 2008 @ 12:58 pm

    This is so funny xD
    Notice that half of the comments are homophobic, really, people are so old fashioned! x)
    “You totally ruined them” – haha, yeah? close your eyes then, idiot!

    Love this pic, HxD is great x) They’ll always be gay in my eyes, yaay! xD

  34. RRD said

    am December 25 2008 @ 12:58 pm

    This is so funny xD
    Notice that half of the comments are homophobic, really, people are so old fashioned! x)
    “You totally ruined them” – haha, yeah? close your eyes then, idiot!

    Love this pic, HxD is great x) They’ll always be gay in my eyes, yaay! xD

  35. cheyenne said

    am December 28 2008 @ 9:07 am

    thet is fin messed

  36. cheyenne said

    am December 28 2008 @ 9:08 am

    thet is just sick and f*$&ed up

  37. said said said said said

    am December 29 2008 @ 6:47 pm

    HTF!!

  38. Rênatah said

    am December 29 2008 @ 7:55 pm

    Eu amoo o Tom Felton

  39. renan said

    am December 30 2008 @ 6:35 pm

    que coisa horrorosa essa.
    eu adoro harry potter e a rivalidade dele com o malfoui mas isso.
    aca

  40. renan said

    am December 30 2008 @ 6:35 pm

    que coisa horrorosa essa.
    eu adoro harry potter e a rivalidade dele com o malfoui mas isso.
    aca

  41. bellz said

    am January 1 2009 @ 11:42 am

    ewww, thats insainly disgusting, i used to be a fan but nooo.eww i cringe when i see thoses kind of stuff

  42. GGCO said

    am January 1 2009 @ 1:01 pm

    I can’t understand why you people make such a big thing out of this pic.

    You who said that get a life, I think that don’t have any yourself? It’s not big deal to press that button up there.

    ppsst. I love this pic “D

  43. rafe said

    am January 1 2009 @ 8:46 pm

    nice look.>….>……

  44. Dr. Oppenhiemerstien said

    am January 10 2009 @ 7:52 pm

    What do you expect for them to do next, Curse, in the next movie this will happen again? And those are the next two things you would expect from them.

  45. blah,3 said

    am January 11 2009 @ 8:50 pm

    OMG> its so fucking sexxay<3

  46. candela said

    am January 12 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    are you gay?

  47. RaeRae said

    am January 13 2009 @ 7:40 pm

    i know they couldnt have posed for this pic so someone plz tell me how it was made and i think draco/harry is cute but only if its not pure sex,sex,sex but falin in love and stuff cuz im a romantic like that a hopeless romantic

  48. amanda said

    am January 21 2009 @ 12:34 pm

    eles nao sao gay

  49. lyndon said

    am January 21 2009 @ 8:38 pm

    harry potter ruins it. draco os really cute but harry, yuck. i just wish there could be a picture with draco fully naked.

  50. Krazy Katy said

    am January 23 2009 @ 11:15 pm

    wow i must admit thewir all hot but some of you people are just sick weirdo serial killers in the making. I mean how can you think like that???? Its just photoshop, a hgell og a good one too. lol. But stop bitching baout it its sick yes but so awesome. lol. as mnay others said, DONT YOU JUST WISH THEY WERE FULLY NAKED??? HA HA

  51. hermine said

    am January 25 2009 @ 6:41 pm

    i think this pic looks kinda cool. u kno…they both look good. but everyone knos these are fakes rite?

  52. Kim said

    am January 27 2009 @ 9:15 am

    You guys are really prejudiced aren’t you? I think most of you should look at yourselves and re-examine what is really “sick” and “wrong”.

  53. JESS said

    am January 28 2009 @ 3:39 pm

    OMFG! this is soo damn hilarious! i could never have thought of that…but now that I think of it, its brilient! it would make a great twist to the plot! And omg they look good together! this is sooo cool! *****(five stars!)

  54. Savanna said

    am January 29 2009 @ 4:03 pm

    This is actualy really sexi
    i agree with the bi kid
    buhh damb i used to hate harry potter
    buhh that was before i saw how sexi this was
    :P
    make more

  55. Jessy said

    am February 5 2009 @ 4:25 pm

    u r gay and weird to do a picture like this and i think it is gross u have 2 be gay and if u arent this picture shows other wise

  56. lakey said

    am February 8 2009 @ 9:59 am

    what’s youre problem guys
    they do that for art
    not what you are thinking!!!

  57. yana said

    am February 8 2009 @ 5:26 pm

    wish i could be in between..*drooling*

  58. ampid said

    am February 11 2009 @ 6:50 am

    i want to spend one night with u both. if u select me for ur next film , it will win oscar award .

  59. Rocky Hooligan said

    am February 13 2009 @ 1:06 am

    This is damn sick man! What is he thinking? or is it she? man i am goddamned depressed!

  60. hhkhujiii said

    am February 15 2009 @ 8:09 am

    they are both so hot!!!! dont you think…..HA IDE LOVE TO F**K MALPHOY!!!!!!!!!!11

  61. Carly said

    am February 15 2009 @ 4:04 pm

    hes not gay. me and harry are actually getting married next weekend so everyone can just lay off him.

  62. kacy said

    am February 16 2009 @ 5:06 pm

    wow. wow. wow. I hope this is a painting I’m hoping Tom Felton would never do this

  63. ryan said

    am February 17 2009 @ 9:23 am

    it is so rong

  64. GOOGOO said

    am February 17 2009 @ 4:39 pm

    ROFL

  65. Sammie said

    am February 19 2009 @ 3:28 am

    Lol this is kinda funny but kinda sick 2! I am a massive fan of daniel radcliffe and its hard 2 look at stuff like that! Eew. Wish that was me with harry tho cos he is fine!!

  66. amanda said

    am February 19 2009 @ 4:55 pm

    i think the pict is total hot. yes i may be a girl but most all of my friends are guys and a good portion are gay or bi so it dont bother me anyway. that and they are so hot together! the pict is just right considering draco has a more domminate personality compared to harry, it fits them both, but i would remove harrys glasses, who has sex or holds eachother with their glasses on, its just uncomfertable, belive me i know! you should totaly make more picts, with other charicters too! i give major props to the person responsible for this pict, you have major guts to put it on the internet considering all the trash talk you are getting for it. keep up the good work! ;)

  67. julians Gay said

    am February 20 2009 @ 2:16 am

    owwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…….

  68. julians Gay said

    am February 20 2009 @ 2:18 am

    gay is My life….

  69. teba said

    am February 24 2009 @ 7:24 am

    i love draco and harry very very much and i cant wait to tie them up in the bed and lick their delicious asses mmmmmmmmm yummy

  70. Blake Mildew said

    am February 27 2009 @ 6:54 pm

    I really extremely and totally dig this photograph. :)

    I would have an 8 by 12 blow up in my room if it were possible!

  71. john mccain said

    am February 28 2009 @ 8:03 am

    man that is fuckin hot

  72. indah permata sari said

    am March 2 2009 @ 3:46 am

    you gay…

    wou……..wou….
    you stupid……….

  73. Amber L said

    am March 3 2009 @ 4:36 pm

    Ahhhh…even tho this is photoshopped……ahhhhh!! SEX!

  74. Alex said

    am March 4 2009 @ 12:07 am

    I love harry potter, I love Draco Malfoy, but I can not love draco love harry! On the other wise … that much work! excellent and disturbing

  75. bitches who did this said

    am March 6 2009 @ 4:06 pm

    i think this is totally sick and who ever saying this is hot need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!! and stop saying you would f#$# them its just unsanitary and un lady like !!!!!!grow up get a life because i already have a life. this thing needs to go away and stop making a big deal about it. its just a picture just get over it because i will arest you im a secretay guard and and i work for harry potter and all the stars . and i work on the set in the back round i do a lot and i should say this is disrespectful . you people need to think before they write stuff.

  76. Amy said

    am March 6 2009 @ 8:35 pm

    Haha you’ll arrest us, because you’re a ’secretay guard’ huh #72? Hehe. Yeah, I’m sure you have a life. Right.

    This is amazing, and I’m truely sorry that so many of the people commenting are homophobes that can’t open their minds. Or spell. That really is the worst part…
    I don’t know how you stand it, actually. I get so irritated just looking at all of these flames and the picture’s not even mine!
    So kudos, I suppose :)

    It’s very very good – I give you a round of applause! D/H lovers everywhere drool :D

    Again, very sorry you have to endure all this horrible spelling. I mean, really. It’s not that hard. *shakes head*

  77. I love gays said

    am March 12 2009 @ 9:09 pm

    I love all these people talking about gay stuff. Oh get over yourselves. I’m gay and i think it’s hot and i would love to f*** both of those boys. I would rather see a pic of Ron and Draco, i think they’d make a sexy couple.

    Great job on the pic. Keep up the good work.

  78. sindi said

    am March 15 2009 @ 12:53 am

    Who ever did this picture should burn in hell!!!!!
    im totally disgusted by what u have done!
    dont be fucking around like that u stupid ass face!!
    if ur fuckin gay and like this go look at a magazine and masterbate to something else!!! i hate u!

  79. Fisk Raies said

    am March 15 2009 @ 2:41 pm

    Now that shit is just wrong
    It’s…*sigh*
    fuck, that picture is so fucking wrong man
    fucking wrong

  80. RezZ said

    am March 17 2009 @ 2:51 am

    whAt a fUnny…
    buT i ThiNk, it’s GonnA be a GoOd tHing, iF HarrY pOtter aNd DraCo MAlFoy aRe gAy…
    It’s gOnnA BloW up a WhOle thE woRld…
    hehehe

  81. Twop said

    am March 17 2009 @ 3:24 am

    To basically everyone complaining- If you’re trying to insult someone, it often helps to use correct spelling, grammar and punctuation.

    Good photoshopping. It’s kind of cute, if anyone could call erotic imagery cute.

  82. aium said

    am March 20 2009 @ 12:22 am

    dumn…it’s so imposible

  83. hellspawn said

    am March 20 2009 @ 12:07 pm

    cheese

  84. hellspawn said

    am March 20 2009 @ 12:09 pm

    dont you just want to jump in bed with them!

  85. yosie said

    am March 20 2009 @ 11:09 pm

    @en%^&83$*9!??
    aPaan tuh???
    iiiicchh…
    jijik!!!

  86. called said

    am March 21 2009 @ 5:31 am

    Are you,Harry Potter,gay

  87. aninhas said

    am March 22 2009 @ 6:20 am

    well.. my question is..
    is it harry potter and draco malfoy, or this is daniel radcliffe and tom felton???
    well, i read all collection of harry potter and, they are not gay on the story!!!
    in real life.. who knows??
    but if they are.. nobody has nothing about it!
    picture its funny. did you do that to put angry fans of harry potter? i’m one of them…
    LoL loucura

  88. amy said

    am March 22 2009 @ 10:38 am

    yumyum

  89. your mum said

    am March 25 2009 @ 5:58 am

    OMG!!! hey did ya know dat hermione (emma watson) is fully naked… if ya go to google image search,,, you type in ‘emma watson nude’ and it appears,,, so gaaayyy!!!

  90. Thisissohilarious said

    am March 28 2009 @ 9:58 am

    OH MY GOD

    everyone that is bashing this picture should go to the HPDM slash fangirls, you’d be surprised the opposite reaction you’d get

    i personally like it, it’s a great pic

  91. Alana said

    am March 28 2009 @ 10:56 am

    NOSSA…! ACHO QUE ISSO É PHOTOSHOPE NÃO É REAL OU TALVEZ ELES FIZERAM ISSO POR MUIITO DINHEIRO….

  92. fangirl said

    am March 28 2009 @ 5:43 pm

    DUDE NOT COOL MAN I LOOOOVE DRACO HE IS HOTT BUT PUTTING NEXT TO HARRY WAS RONG AND I NO THIS PIC WAS ALTERD SO I FEEL BAD FOR DRACO BUT NOT HARRY!!!!!!!

  93. Kirsty said

    am March 30 2009 @ 4:59 pm

    J. K. Rowling so should have written this scene into the books!!!
    would have been so sexy in the films

  94. Lee said

    am March 30 2009 @ 10:27 pm

    dude alright for all the bisexual haters out there
    get a life !!!!!!!!!!!
    stop trashing the gays and or bisexuals
    i also agree that if u talk around w/ some of the other fangirls of Harry Potter they’d agree this is HOT!!!
    who cares about it!! its just photoshop not real life people!!
    its not like these 2 were actually fucking at the time n someone took a pic !
    but dude for real get a life n stop taking things soo fkn seriously learn to laugh n not have a stick up ur asses all the time

  95. aninhas said

    am April 1 2009 @ 11:51 am

    it is art… ok?? com’on.. this picture has almost 2 years!!!

  96. rye said

    am April 3 2009 @ 11:04 pm

    wow
    i like that

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    am April 4 2009 @ 8:43 am

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