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Picture of the Week: Jihad Joe

21 Feb 2007  Graphical Gags

Jihad Joe

Where’s Osama? On your local toy store’s shelves, of course!

If you think that this is funny, you might also enjoy last month’s Shouts & Murmurs section of the NewYorker magazine, “Seventy-Two Virgins“. Written by Steve Martin, the article is a poke at the belief that fundamentalist Muslims who die in an Jihad are rewarded with seventy-two virgins in heaven. Not all of the lines are funny, but it’s worth a read as a whole. Read on for a sample:

Virgin No. 52: Not now, I’m on my BlackBerry.

Virgin No. 53: I love it when you put on your pants and leave.

Virgin No. 54: We’ve been together twenty-four hours now, and, you know, sometimes it’s O.K. to say something mildly humorous.

Virgin No. 55: That was terrible. I should have listened to the other virgins.

Virgin No. 56: I think I found it. Is that it? Oh. Is this it? Oh, this must be it. No?

Virgin No. 57: It must be hot in here, because I know it’s not me.


Source: The Dethroner Blog and The New Yorker

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