I would like to add that the more arcane the language, the brighter the white of the programmer. Just like a tooth-whitening ad! The spectrum ranges from the PHP programmer, who would be off-white, to the Brainfuck programmer, who would be fluorescent, day-glo white.
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This is hilarious. Everyone at work cracked up. (I’m a computer programmer)