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Programming may be ruining your Love Life…

19 Nov 2007  Humor

  • If the best compliment you can think of for a girl you meet on a beach is to ask permission to snap a picture of her skin to use as a texture map later.

  • If you’ve ever missed a date to add finishing touches to an input function… and then e-mailed the finished code to her the next day, assuming that she will see reason.

  • If you spend your time at the bar breaking cute girls into polygons in your head instead of undressing them with your eyes.

  • If you respond to the profile of all the girls dating sites who claim that they’ve done modeling work with polite inquiries as to which 3D packages they’ve used.
  • If all of the gifts you give a girl in the first week of dating are virtual.

  • If you forget the phone number of the girl you’re dating, but remember the numbers of every pizza parlor in delivery distance.

  • If you count the number of dates you’ve had from zero.

  • If, when a date goes bad, you find yourself thinking, “I didn’t script that.”

  • If you ask your new girlfriend questions about the compilers her ex-boyfriend wrote and begin to feel vaguely inadequate when she dodges the questions.

  • If you’ve had more computers than girlfriends.

  • If you can remember the name of more of the old computers than of the old girlfriends you’ve had.

  • If the best way you can imagine a date ending is with a girl waking up next to you with the impression of a keyboard imprinted into her cheek.

Keyboard impression in a Cheek


“Programming may be ruining with your Love Life…” was originally written by Pipedreamergrey for The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice remains intact. Copyright 2007 Pipedreamergrey.

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3 Comments

  1. alfred said

    am November 19 2007 @ 11:02 am

    ha-ha :) ) nice list.

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