The Great Geek Manual

Written by Paul Ballard
Editor of TheServerSide.NET

10. Windows Valium
Just one boot and you’ll be yawning in no time.

9. Windows Vegas
Lots of flash and sparkle but in the end you’ll be broke

8. Windows Spacer
This Operating System Intentionally Left Blank

7. Win-Dex
Now you can see through any Window

6. Windows Shorthorn
Moo?

5. Windows Overlook
Like a Vista, but with nothing interesting to look at

4. Windows ME 2006
Back by popular demand

3. Windows Indigo
The name is suddenly available and they already have a cool logo

2. Windows Steer
Some… (ahem) parts have been removed

1. Windows XP SP3
Let’s just call it what it is

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