The other day, surfing around the web, I ran across the a list of 20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers, and while I was reading them, I came up with a few of my own. Here they are, in all their glory.
10. I wish I could take you home with me to capture the color of your eyes with my Color Cue.
9. Would you take a look at my brush and give me your professional opinion on whether or not its ready for broad distribution?
8. When you walked into the room, I could have sworn someone hit shift – left bracket, because the hardness of my brush increased noticably.
7. You know, it’s true what they say. Big hands, big font collection.
6. How about we go back to my pad so you try out my stylus?
5. How would you like to crop out of the rest of the crowd and lorem ipsum dolor together?
4. Did someone get a clone stamp tool into heaven, or are you an angel?
3. God, you have the nicest set of Bézier curves I’ve ever seen.
2. Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?
1. Would you settle an arguement? My friend claims he can name the Pantone of your eyes from memory, but I say they haven’t designated a number for Amazing yet.
“Top Ten Cheesy Graphic Designer Pick-Up Lines” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice remains intact. Copyright 2009 Pipedreamergrey.
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