Let’s face it Dungeon & Dragon players have a tentative grip on reality to begin with. Sometimes it’s difficult to tell when one of them has finally cracked for good. But, should you become concerned that your GM may be one dorm party away from pilgrimage to seek the Great Hall in New York City, check the list before consulting a physician.
10. He is the only one who shows up to the game in costume.
9. The costume is Dumbledore’s ghost …
8. And he periodically rages on about how it was the Potter kid who really shoved him.
7. He peers at you from the two eye holes he cut into the GM screen…
6. Which is, in fact, a dead cat …
5. Which he refers to as Professor McGonnigal in fits of rage…
4. In the middle of the game, he suddenly sweeps all of the miniatures off the board, claiming they were looking a him funny.
3. When you bend to retrieve your miniatures, he tells you to leave it. He wants to watch them suffer.
2. He asks you to, “roll a twenty-sided die … Die … DIE!”
1. After the game, you find him curled into the fetal position, muttering to himself, “it’s not real, it’s not real” over and over.
“Top Ten Signs one your GM is having a Breakdown” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice remains intact. Copyright 2006 Pipedreamergrey.
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