I’ve recently developed a Lost addiction. Before season three premiered, I’d never seen more than a few minutes of Lost at a time, so I sat down and watched every episode of season one and two inside a week. Now, I’m dying to know how season three ends. I’m having serious withdrawal symptoms here. I’ve begun printing off my own Darma initiative labels for all my food and stopped showering to get into the right mind set. Basically, I now spend the one hundred sixty-seven hours between episodes, acting out possible scenarios for the season finale with my complete Lost figurine collection. Here are possible scenarios I’ve come up with so far:
10. They discover a new hatch.
9. They discover a new hatch.
8. They discover a new hatch.
(Hey, it worked the last threes times, why not the next three?)
7. Jack finally finds number one, and tears off his mask, only to discover himself.
(It’s an allusion to The Prisoner, people!)
6. Jack escapes the Other’s inland home atop Kate’s horse, only to stumble across the half-buried Statue of Liberty on the beach.
5. Jack stumbles upon station one, the euthanasia center, where he discovers that mysterious vaccine is people!
4. Locke’s next excavation uncovers an enormous black obelisk. It remains unexplained, but it seems to really piss off monkeys and computers. The end.
3. The cripple can walk, the fat guy gives up binging, the doctor braces himself to kill a man … could the Iraqi really be hiding weapons of mass destruction?
2. What do all the characters have in common? They all share a birthday. One by one, all the characters are killed off, until only Jack is left on the island. He wakes up, and it was all a dream. In the last reel, Walt once again reasserts his personality, and Jack slaughters the sheriffs escorting his to the asylum.
1. After fifteen days without an extra in sight, Jack, John, and Sayid decide to walk down the beach in the opposite direction, where they find everyone who wasn’t given lines drinking Mai Tai’s at a ClubMed.
“Upcoming Lost Twists” was written by Pipedreamergrey and originally posted to The Great Geek Manual. It may be reposted so long as this notice and its associated hyperlink remains intact.
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